My hovercraft is full of eels

I suspect many of you aren't interested in Aikido nor do you live in Australia. However, for those few that are and do, I will be hosting my teacher from Japan for a Seminar over the Easter Holiday weekend (6 ~ 9 April) 2007 here in Melbourne. All the details can be found in the flyer.

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Visit the Global Rich List; enter your annual income—I used Canadian Dollars as a close approximation for Australian Dollars; and click "show me the money!"

Changed your mind yet?

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I've always liked the subtitle to Charles Miller's blog:

tail -f /dev/mind > blog

Today, my brother was reading through some KDE newsgroups and came across this as the signature to one of the messages:

# cd /usa/whitehouse
# rm -rf *

Ahhh geek humour!

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Turn it into a lottery:

Voters weren't keen about another, more quirky Arizona measure: They defeated a proposal that would have awarded $1 million to a randomly selected voter in each general election.

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